Once upon a midnight dreary, while i porn surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, "'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "Five me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

www.death.fm it's pretty badass.

location: my room mood: happy music: death.fm

last night these 4 kids came up to my mates house and knocked on the door, I answered in my combat jacket, combat trousers and combat boots and simply said to them ' you are all standing on a sandringham type 21 anti-personel land mine, if you move you will die' and closed the door went back an hour later and they where still standing there and I had to tell them I was joking

location: my room mood: accomplished music: Torn City Radio - DJ Body

I've been threatening this to my sister for ages, but I've finally started to write my first ever fan fiction.
I hope the great and mighty PPC don't get me for it, or I might have to shove an RPG up their collective arse

location: bedroom mood: accomplished music: Cannibal Corpse - Fucked witha knife